we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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