Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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