I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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