MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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