just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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