Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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