He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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