"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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