Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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