I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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