My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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