All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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