Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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