I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Semen is not good for contacts.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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