Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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