I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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