He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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