after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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