On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
foreskin is a definite game changer
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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