there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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