yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize