Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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