You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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