why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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