Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Terrible idea I love it
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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