Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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