Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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