I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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