You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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