I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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