And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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