I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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