and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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