D3 body, D1 cock
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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