i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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