I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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