I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I understand Curling. That high.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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