Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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