i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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