better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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