what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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