Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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