if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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