dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
