Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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