I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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