Michael Bay diarrhea
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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