Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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