a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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