you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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