Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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