I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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