so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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