absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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